Hello fam,
So I have this beautiful poster that has been ripped up by its sides hanging on my wall. I was not the one that put it up for display. I found it there when I moved in to my rented basement apartment and I thought I should retain it because of its ridiculous content. I was thinking of what to share with you guys today and I could barely come up with something creative. And so I scanned my cute kitchen looking for something that I could easily prey on and transform into a blog post. There it was at last with its red and white hue screaming at me for some attention. I was reluctant at first like a young bride not sure whether she should kiss her beau or just wait until he makes the first move. I was not one to wait for too long. Erm lets just say in this instance so I grabbed my lappy in haste as I begun typing this post. So here it is. I would advice you to get comfy by snuggling yourself under a duvet with a cup of hot chocolate while you read this because it's going to be fun fun fun all the way.
Yeah so below is a list of my favourite lines out of the 101chat - up list.
v Congratulations! You have been voted the most beautiful girl in this room and the grand price is a night with me.
v
I hope we are laughing together this time next year
v
All those curves, and me with no brakes
v
Nice dress can I talk you out of it?
v
Oh no, I am chocking I need mouth to mouth quick
v
Excuse me I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
v
Those are nice jeans do you think I can get in them?
v
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk with you
v
Come back to my place and if you do not like it I swear, I would give you a refund
v
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime
v
Hey, don't I know you, Yeah! You are the girl with the beautiful smile
v
I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car
v
You look really hot. You must be the real reason for global warming
v
Do you belief in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
v
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead and say no
v
Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?
v
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night
v
Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes
v
You know, you might be asked to leave this place very soon. You're making the other women look really bad
v
When they made the alphabet, they put "U" and "I" together
v
Okay, which chat up line haven't you heard yet?
v
Live in my heart and pay no rent
Now who is ready to try one of these?
So I have this beautiful poster that has been ripped up by its sides hanging on my wall. I was not the one that put it up for display. I found it there when I moved in to my rented basement apartment and I thought I should retain it because of its ridiculous content. I was thinking of what to share with you guys today and I could barely come up with something creative. And so I scanned my cute kitchen looking for something that I could easily prey on and transform into a blog post. There it was at last with its red and white hue screaming at me for some attention. I was reluctant at first like a young bride not sure whether she should kiss her beau or just wait until he makes the first move. I was not one to wait for too long. Erm lets just say in this instance so I grabbed my lappy in haste as I begun typing this post. So here it is. I would advice you to get comfy by snuggling yourself under a duvet with a cup of hot chocolate while you read this because it's going to be fun fun fun all the way.
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