Aug 7, 2013

Chat - Up Lines

Hello fam,

So I have this beautiful poster that has been ripped up by its sides hanging on my wall. I was not the one that put it up for display. I found it there when I moved in to my rented basement apartment and I thought I should retain it because of its ridiculous content. I was thinking of what to share with you guys today and I could barely come up with something creative. And so I scanned my cute kitchen looking for something that I could easily prey on and transform into a blog post. There it was at last with its red and white hue screaming at me for some attention. I was reluctant at first like a young bride not sure whether she should kiss her beau or just wait until he makes the first move. I was not one to wait for too long. Erm lets just say in this instance so I grabbed my lappy in haste as I begun typing this post. So here it is. I would advice you to get comfy by snuggling yourself under a duvet with a cup of hot chocolate while you read this because it's going to be fun fun fun all the way.

Yeah so below is a list of my favourite lines out of the 101chat - up list.
      v  Congratulations! You have been voted the most beautiful girl in this room and the grand price is a night with me.
      v  I hope we are laughing together this time next year
      v  All those curves, and me with no brakes
      v  Nice dress can I talk you out of it?
      v  Oh no, I am chocking I need mouth to mouth quick
      v  Excuse me I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
      v  Those are nice jeans do you think I can get in them?
      v  Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk with you
      v  Come back to my place and if you do not like it I swear, I would give you a refund
      v  You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime
      v  Hey, don't I know you, Yeah! You are the girl with the beautiful smile
      v  I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car
      v  You look really hot. You must be the real reason for global warming
      v  Do you belief in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
      v  Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead and say no
      v  Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?
      v  Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night
      v  Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes
      v  You know, you might be asked to leave this place very soon. You're making the other women look really bad
     v  When they made the alphabet, they put "U" and "I" together
     v  Okay, which chat up line haven't you heard yet?
     v  Live in my heart and pay no rent

Now who is ready to try one of these? 


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